Briefcase wanker 

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.

"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."

Briefcase wanker by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

Briefed! 

Military slang for the event in which somebody gets yelled at or insulted by a fellow service member.

Soldier 1: Your bitch is probably fucking some dude right now.
Soldier 2: Don't you EVER talk about my girl or I'll fucking kill you! Got that you fucking dirtbag?!

Random Soldier: Briefed!

Briefed! by BoxingBro December 10, 2009

Polish Briefcase 

A plastic bag.

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.

Polish Briefcase by Timo3 November 6, 2009

alabama briefcase 

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

alabama briefcase by dave April 21, 2005

boxer-brief 

underpants with boxer-like legs and a brief-like tight fit.

The spectators all turned up in boxer-briefs.

boxer-brief by uttam maharjan March 10, 2012

briefcase pants 

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

briefcase pants by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017

Brief Chief 

A span of time (usually under 2 minutes) of rapid rips off of a juul, or other device used for such.

Guy: Oh shit I only have 3 minutes until i’m late! I better take a brief chief!

Brief Chief by iiKalmah October 28, 2019