George Brett

Having uncontrable watery diarrhea that runs down the back of your leg usually after eating bad shellfish or possibly Mexican food.

I pulled a George Brett on my drive home from Red Lobster and shit all over my car.

by bpsizzle February 8, 2019

Brettxit

When you shit yourself in public and have to leave the scene immediately to avoid detection or at least to avoid unloading all over the place. Derived from the master of public defecation, George Brett.

I was on a massive roll at a casino craps table when I shit myself in excitement and had to make a hasty Brettxit so not to be detected by the other players and to avoid being permanently banned from the casino.

by Cooches Inc. October 21, 2020

Bretbug

(n.) A type of insect found in the New York Times newsroom. Aptly named after NYT conservative columnist Bret Stephens.

Sleep tight, don’t let the Bretbugs bite.

Dude, Bret Stephens tried to get me fired for calling him a “Bretbug.” LOL!

I would welcome the opportunity for you to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for a few minutes, and then call me a "Bretbug" to my face.

by TheShortWayUp August 27, 2019

Brett Hand

a sexy himbo with big boobies from inside job

brett hand.

by arlo!! November 24, 2021

Brett

A person who is fierce , brave, strong loving , kind , nice , and amazing, he protects the people he cares about and he doesn’t give up, he is a protector and a warrior in the light as well as he helps others. He is a leader and loyal.

When People see Brett he makes them smile and feel comforted and safe.

by Arch12 May 13, 2019

Brett

Brett is just an ordinary guy. He is kind, and has a good sense of humor. He respects mankind and gives people respect that DESERVE it. He will never hustle anyone and finds it hilarious when people try to hustle him. He is very straightforward. If he has a problem with you, you will know it. He has no problem with people being gay or a different race or anything different from what he is cuz he knows everyone is different and thats what makes the world go round. He is sometimes annoyed by how some people are raised tho. He will never "plant seeds" or any psychological crap in someones head for he thinks tricks like this are for kids. He speaks very plainly which sometimes can be bad for he is very straightforward, but you will always know where you stand with him. He is an old school romantic. He dose not like drama or people that are fake. He also despises people that lie a lot. He used to have a very bad temper and would black out sometimes but he has gotten that undercontrol and is feeling very centered these days. He grew up abusing drugs and alcohol but has given up drugs ( and dose not miss them at all) and the people who he used to use with, and drinks every once in a while but could really care if drinking was made illegal or dried up cuz the only time he drinks is because of boredom and to get outta the house for a night every couple months. a Brett is a good friend to have cuz he will always have your back (if you're a true friend)

Hi Im Brett

by Brettie B December 16, 2018

Bretmen Rock

THE BADDEST BITCH ON THE PLANET.
He is a beautiful and elegant human being.PERIOD.

"Who is the baddest bitch?"
" BRETMEN ROCK!"

by calac00chie April 20, 2021