Chop breakfast

To get heartbroken,
Or to have a bad breakup

My guy just chop breakfast with his girlfriend mia

by Sharon urban dict February 8, 2022

Miami Breakfast

a breakfast consisting of a plate of blow, a cigarette and an alcoholic beverage of choice!

John awoke after a long night of partying in Vegas, only to start the morning off with a line of blow followed by a cigarette and a sip of cognac. (Thus, a Miami Breakfast)

by dmj3882 June 8, 2010

dog's breakfast

"dog's breakfast," which has been British slang for "a complete mess" since at least the 1930s. While no one took the time to write down the exact origin of the phrase, the allusion involved seems to be to a failed culinary effort, perhaps a burned or botched omelet, fit only for consumption by the mouth of last resort, Fido. As a vivid figure of speech meaning something so fouled up as to be utterly useless, "dog's breakfast" can cover anything from a play plagued by collapsing scenery to a space mission ruined by a mathematical error. "Dog's dinner," which seems to have appeared around the same time, means exactly the same sort of disaster, but has the advantage of being attractively alliterative. Both phrases are heard occasionally in the U.S., but are more common in the U.K. and Commonwealth countries.

That bedroom looks like a dog's breakfast. Clean it up man!

by jorgepj September 16, 2006

The Breakfast Monkey

The superhero cartoon Scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! Drawn and co-created by My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. You can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com

"Hello, I am The Breakfast Monkey! Would you like some eggs?"

by Avery Lacy May 21, 2006

Island Breakfast

1.The worst possible sex act. An absolute. So heinous that the details of the act cannot be completely articulated.
2.The worst possible thing. The opposite of the Platonic Form of the Good.
3.A meal served at certain university cafeterias in Seattle featuring horrible tasting sausage and rice.
4.An explicative.

1. I would have given her an Island Breakfast, but I don't have a reciprocating saw.
2. "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" is the Island Breakfast of movies.
3. The Island Breakfast looks good, I'll have that! (20 minutes before vomiting)
4.Is***d Br*****st!

by M.C. Eli June 29, 2008

Dutch Breakfast

a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)

Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine

by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020

Breakfast Anus

When milk and fruit loops are inserted into the anus and is eaten with a silver spoon.

I gave my girlfriend a Breakfast Anus today. Yummmmy!

by oofblocks March 17, 2020