Bill Brasky

Fictional character from an old SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, John Goodman and Tim Meadows in rotation. The plot revolves around these men sitting at a bar (or other location), blind drunk, talking and reminiscing about a man named Bill Brasky. The conversation tends to highlight his sexual conquests, superhuman abilities, blasphemous exploits and disregard for human life. The skits themselves tend to follow a basic order: one man asks if the group has heard about the time Bill Brasky (did something), and another man blurts out a socially crippling confession, which is mentally discarded by the drunken group, and the story continues. Another basic component is the female passerby, who asks the men to stop being so loud, and is answered by sexist comments from the bunch. In the end, Brasky himself appears, in a forced-angle shot from his shoulder, making him truly appear ten feet tall. In recent years, similar jokes have been created about Chuck Norris and his ass-kicking potential--some have even been pulled directly from copyrighted Bill Brasky material. Also, the original videos of the skits have been increasingly hard to find but much sought after by fans of the show.

"Say, did i tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting?"
"I masturbate to the Teletubbies."
(long pause)
"Anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down and kill all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills each one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

by Thrush May 2, 2006

women's basketball

Lesbian porn, but with more lesbians and less sex.

"Hey man wanna go to a women's basketball game tonight?"

"Yeah I love watching lesbians play with balls."

by Hannahhanna23 August 28, 2013

bask in soil

To cease living.

I have a pond, it had toads, but the cat's made them bask in soil.

I just want to bask in soil.
Bask in soil, its your turn to make the brews.

by Le B3ar October 31, 2011

Bhaskar

A man with a seemingly endless supply of wit, charm and charisma. Typical Bhaskar's also exhibit excellent bone structure and sexual voracity. The Lakhani genus is the apex predator in the Bhaskar category

James Bond and Bruce Wayne's masculinity paled in comparison to Bhaskar Lakhani.

by poi-zn April 28, 2012

basket ass

when you shove basketballs into your asshole to shit them out again on snapchat.

Sean: look at this girl doing basket ass
Xavier: Bro WTf is wrong with you?

by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019

Yam Basket

a colloquial, catch-all term for the female reproductive unit comprised of the vulva, vaginal canal, cervix, and uterus.

Example 1: Mike had to leave work one day to get some blood work done. When he returned, his boss asked him, jokingly, if he was pregnant. Mike said, without hesitation, "no, I don't have a baby in my yam basket."

Example 2:

B: How do you feel about the word snatch?
K: I kind of like it as a euphemism for lady parts. I don't like cunt or pussy--I think those are hard, negative words, but I kind of like snatch.
B: Let's think of some other ones. What about YAM BASKET?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA! (erupts into laughter, loses control of car, drives off bridge)

by Party A May 26, 2009

Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.

don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"

by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010