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Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.
Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."
by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025
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Bran Calvert

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
“Oh look there’s bran Calvert
by Mr mcgregor UFC July 9, 2022
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Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games
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Bran Branny

To talk about macs and hating the church all the time and state the obvious. Also can be used to describe somebody in a negativity
Eli was being real bran branny today.
by Mark June 15, 2004
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Raisin bran

One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.
She gave me a raisin bran last night.
by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023
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Bran

Bran is god, creator of lightning, father of the small one, and lover of turtles.
If we don't find Bran a turtle he will kill us with his lightning powers.
by Hahapeepee March 4, 2020
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bran-splaining

A different version of man-splaining when Brandon over explains things in a mysogynisitic way
Brandon! Quit bran-splaining!
by Phoenixbird1127 June 22, 2024
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