Brad

A really cool kid who everyone wishes they could be; You can take one look and your madly in love; the only person I could ever be with; calls people baboons; can also be referred to as "gay"

I love that kid over there that called me a baboon, his name is Brad.

by Randiiiii July 15, 2008

Brads

Rhyming slang: Brads, Brad Pitts, shits. Diarrhoea. To have a case of the brads.

'He's been in there for an hour. Started with a mcewans moment, now it's the full-on Brads'

by The Moai April 1, 2005

Brad

Brad is the almighty god that once back in time built a trailer home in a barn besides a school. The children quickly realized he was a god and started worshipping him. Brads left testicle is also proved to be the universe we live in. That’s right, our universe is brads testicle. Brad probably won’t punish you for for not worshipping him but you should sacrifice your family to him cuz then he will help you get rid of your depression.

I sacrificed a village to Brad yesterday

by Brad’s_worshipper_69 February 10, 2020

Brad

Brad is a little nitty who begs for fags around Birmingham. He also does stabbings in erdington thinking he’s sick and on badness. Don’t be like brad who gets an ugly girl who has a Nike tick as her eyebrow

Person:1Ew did you see that kid over there?
Person2: Of course I did he’s a nitty his name is going to be brad

by I’mHigh24/7 May 2, 2022

Brad

Legendary human being

Damn, he is such a Brad

by LegendaryHvH December 13, 2020

Brad

When Brad was born, his first words were Hello World! He is entirely made out of metal and transistors. He loves to leave early and take extra things for his human beings because Brad is an obedient robot.

Whos a good bot? Yes you are Brad!

by Houtie69 June 13, 2021

Brad

A name only parents that don't give a shit about their child's future give their kid.

"I hate Brad, his face is covered in pimples and scabs and his dick is full of cheese

by StarSoupMan October 19, 2023