by Carl Baby October 30, 2019
The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
*shits themselves*
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
*shits themselves*
by Doctor Doomer September 29, 2019
“Bro I went to Zander’s last night and bowered all over him. I bowered myself”
“That’s crazy, did you cream bower him?”
“No I was just In a state of absolute and undefined bower. Bowering myself”
“That’s crazy, did you cream bower him?”
“No I was just In a state of absolute and undefined bower. Bowering myself”
by Peniff May 19, 2025
“Dude I went over to Zander’s house and bowered all over him.”
”What is bowering?”
“In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.”
“Damn dude, did you at least take him out to dinner first?”
”What is bowering?”
“In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.”
“Damn dude, did you at least take him out to dinner first?”
by Peniff May 19, 2025
“Dude I went over to Zander’s house and bowered all over him.”
”What is bowering?”
“In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.”
“Damn dude, did you at least take him out to dinner first?”
”What is bowering?”
“In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.”
“Damn dude, did you at least take him out to dinner first?”
by Peniff May 19, 2025
by Sweatybiach June 07, 2022
Henry Bowers is the most hottest guy from It. I mean for me if he says i will carve my name onto your stomach i will let him do it, i mean he is a leg opener for sure.
"I will carve my name into your stomach!" please do henry Please please please <3 I mean it henry bowers
by Ihavetoomanyphases December 18, 2024