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boner safe

Being able to get a boner in front of a hot girl without her or you feeling uncomfortable.
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Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"

Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."

person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."

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"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
by TheRealness December 20, 2008
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Boner Sovereignty

An autonomous state of arousal governed by no particular woman or bearing of friction.

one that is sovereign in their sexuality; especially : an autonomous state of arousal free from relationships and the vice of significant other.
Darryl was free now, he was amongst his kind. His boner was free to run and splurge the fruits of the town for as soon as his relationship ended; he was in a state of Boner Sovereignty.
by DJSEAND July 14, 2009
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Boner sidler

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.
Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013
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boner slime

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix
by iamhellcat March 14, 2014
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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.
Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016
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Boner Smoke

Boner Smoke is a made by pants that extremely bunch and bulge in the crotch area beyond normal man bulge and when someone goes to grab the bulge it appears that you have made the boner disappear like a magic trick. Poof! Its gone? Boner Smoke!
She went to grab what she thought appeared as a large boner. Poof! She finds no boner just 2 balls and flaccid penis. POOF! Its gone! BONER SMOKE!
by Dr.D-MagicJA69 April 23, 2011
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