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Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"
Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."
person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."
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"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"
Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."
person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."
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"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
by TheRealness December 20, 2008
Get the boner safe mug.An autonomous state of arousal governed by no particular woman or bearing of friction.
one that is sovereign in their sexuality; especially : an autonomous state of arousal free from relationships and the vice of significant other.
one that is sovereign in their sexuality; especially : an autonomous state of arousal free from relationships and the vice of significant other.
Darryl was free now, he was amongst his kind. His boner was free to run and splurge the fruits of the town for as soon as his relationship ended; he was in a state of Boner Sovereignty.
by DJSEAND July 14, 2009
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When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.
Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!
Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013
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Get the boner slime mug.When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
Get the Boner stretch mug.Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016
Get the Boner Surfing mug.Boner Smoke is a made by pants that extremely bunch and bulge in the crotch area beyond normal man bulge and when someone goes to grab the bulge it appears that you have made the boner disappear like a magic trick. Poof! Its gone? Boner Smoke!
She went to grab what she thought appeared as a large boner. Poof! She finds no boner just 2 balls and flaccid penis. POOF! Its gone! BONER SMOKE!
by Dr.D-MagicJA69 April 23, 2011
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