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Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie
John is buying a drink but before he can pay for it Michael pays for it and says “Get bought”.
by Idiot’s who rite, August 5, 2022
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We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.
Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.
by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022
mugGet the We bought it to snort itmug.

Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
mugGet the Bought a canoemug.

bought a shot

Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.
Your dumb ass just bought a shot
by CaanHammertime February 2, 2018
mugGet the bought a shotmug.

bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.
I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.
by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014
mugGet the bought the cheesemug.

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