by Idiot’s who rite, August 5, 2022

by hippieCrack July 14, 2016

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024

by CaanHammertime February 2, 2018

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.
by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014
