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Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
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Ain't no sense like bought sense

This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.
Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!
by T. Breeze Rawst April 18, 2022
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Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie
John doesn’t want Michael to buy him his drink Michael buys it anyway looks at John and says “Get bought”.
by Idiot’s who rite, August 5, 2022
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Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear
Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face
by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021
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i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.
I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?
by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023
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Bought me

When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought
Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me
by Xsparky August 26, 2022
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bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.
Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!
by Mjbox December 9, 2017
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