Boredom Crush

(n) To be wildly infatuated with someone who does or indeed often does not feel the same way about you emotionally where the infatuation has solely arisen due to boredom with one's own life and not out of any logical or rational thought as to whether or not it makes sense to go out with 'the boredom crush'.

For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.

Veronica - "I've got a boredom crush on Paul and I haven't slept for sixteen days!"

Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"

by Brainzo and Debbie Does Malice September 1, 2009

Not Bored

Something you're not if you're looking this up.

George: I'm not bored
Jack: Well, then why are you looking that up on Urban Dictionary?

by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012

I’m bored

So am I and everyone that searches this

Immmmmmmm booooooooooooreeed really I’m bored

by CantThinkOfUserName September 20, 2018

boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness

"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

Have bored

The opposite of "Have Fun". This term is used when a friend or someone is going to do something you and they know is boring, or you simply think it's boring.

Nadira: I'm going to go watch some 40's movies with no sounds or color.
You: Have bored.

by Emnesity November 29, 2009

Borced

Combination of Bored and Forced.

Layover time at an airport, you're Bored and Forced to stay. Therefor you're Borced.

by Mr Borced April 22, 2009

Bored in class

that feeling you get when for some dumb fucking reason you decided to come to school today.

i made this while i was bored in class.

by Veers OG March 9, 2021