Boofer
A new version of the word "nigger" except black people don't get offended by it and you still get your satisfaction
Boofer by imakeyourmomwet December 5, 2007
boogershintchel
boogershintchel by Sarah August 9, 2003
Related Words
boomers • boofer • boobers • bookers • booders • Boofery • boogersnatcher • Boofernaut • boogershit • boofenschmirtz
Boomersitting
Verb.- One of the primary unwritten job duties of millennials (and formerly Gen Xera before they got promoted). Involves laboriously walking aging baby boomers (who would have retired already if they had responsibly saved instead of spending $70,000 of HELOC money redoing their kitchens three years in a row) through basic tasks involving the use of computers, and often painstakingly automating the portions of their jobs that make everyone else’s life harder because they always fuck it up. In general, they both call you a genius and bemoan you “overcomplicating” things you’ve actually made significantly simpler, because their ability to learn new tasks is essentially gone.
“I got sick of boomersitting Greg through running those reports and then fixing his errors, so I wrote a macro to do it. He doesn’t make the same mistakes anymore, but now he spends the ten minutes he used to spend asking me how to do the reports complaining that the old way was much simpler and I should stop messing with things.”
Boomersitting by Boomersitter September 13, 2019
eye boogers
Mucous usually found in the corner of the eye, although not uncommon to also be discovered in the eyelashes.
When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.
See also: crackles
When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.
See also: crackles
Damn baby, WTF is up with those eye boogers? You been asleep the whole day?
Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'
Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'
eye boogers by TheWordDr October 28, 2009
[Bum Boogers]
That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.
[Bum Boogers] by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008
Shit Boogers
Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!
I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!
Shit Boogers by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012