Bonsai

n. A new, extremely ugly and unfashinable type of shoe coming out, whose add spams everything, including this site. Its design is composed of a sandal, with the special trademark feature of a very furry sole. However, this causes a very unpleasant shoe, resembling a muppet after being skinned and fitted to a loser's foot. Only suited to wannabe pimps and hardcore lesbos.
Can also be used to describe something or someone, usually a woman, who has not shaved in a while, and so has accumulated an amassment of hideous hair.

John: Hey, so I saw Alicia took you up to her room last night! How'd it go?
Jack: Oh, it was a total let down...That woman's hairy as a BONSAI sandal! I couldn't even penetrate that junk!
John: Oh wow, that does sound horrible. Well at least she wasn't wearing Bonsai sandals!
Jack: Oh yeah, I would have killed myself.

by Heywhatsup February 5, 2008

horizontal bonsai

When you are a drunken Swedish man and you can't quite remember the name of a sex position.

Did you do the Horizontal Bonsai?

by SGNelson10 July 7, 2017

Banzai

1) slang for calling someone a badass commander in the united states military
2) a person that can often be found saying "it's admin time!"
3) a military dude full of energy and never stops working towards his goals

4) goes all in when they put their mind to something

subordinates to a banzai respond to the utterance of his name like so:

knight 202: "i think banzai ----"
knight 017: "hallow be his name"
knight 202: "as i was saying, i think banzai will be in charge of DBB"

used in a regular sentence: that bro is so banzai.

used in a regular sentence: dude have you seen banzai? i heard him say it's admin time and haven't seen him since.
used in a regular sentence: bruh what's your commander like? he's a legit banzai.

by TheKnights May 19, 2022

Mexican Banzai Challenge

The act of taking copious amounts of laxative and eating vast amounts of taco bell in one sitting.

Dude Larry almost died last night from the Mexican banzai challenge.

by PinHeadLarry July 20, 2014

Banzai Pipeline

One of the worlds Best and well known surf breaks. Usually referred to as just 'Pipeline' this wave is located on the North Shore of Oahu through the Ehukai Beach access. The proving ground for many of today's and yesterdaay's professional surfers. The wave itself breaks over three successive reefs, starting at 1st reef then moving out toward 2nd and finally 3rd. 1st reef is the most commonly surfed and breaks close to the shore producing the famous left and the equally good right known as backdoor. The wave itself is hollow and fast and breaks over a shallow reef making it the worlds deadliest surf break. A number of lives have been taken over the years and numerous other people have sustained injury. The wave was first surfed in 1961 by Phil Edwards and would later make many surfers famous including (Gerry Lopez, Shaun Tomson, Mark Richards, Michael Ho, Tom Carroll, Sunny Garcia, Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, and Jamie O'brien.)

Tourist: "hey Banzai Pipeline looks like a lot of fun. I should go try it."

Local: "Beat it Haole. Pipeline is heavy and not for the likes of you."

by johnny wisenheimer February 8, 2009

Bonsai children

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.

her bonsai children never grew up

by orlando November 27, 2004

bonzi_b

A faggot on Encyclopedia Dramatica's IRC network that has a small dick, lice, AIDS and thinks he's somebody special. But isn't.

Man, I heard you got a bonzi_b from that hooker last night.

by ED_Lover69 December 12, 2012