Boshkalay Bong Bong

A catchphrase often used by popular content creatoe D'Aydrian Harding to represent freedom,jokes and to confuse others

Civilian: Hello sir do you know where the cookies are

D'Aydrian: Boshkalay Bong Bong

Civilian: What?
D: Boshkalay Bong Bong

Civilian: I'm retiring

by Friendly neighborhood Black ma June 24, 2023

bong

A bong is like a heavenly pipe made of mysterious, colourd stuff. It has been used for billions of years. recently they found the biggest and propably most funkiest bong in the history of gettin a little high, like a towel would say.
if you ever tried to smoke a bong without water, you sure know that you should have known before. so here it is: put water into a bong before smoking it.
Remember, always buy a big "small/medium" head.

you can smoke it all with one hit - you can...
my advice: Smoke a lot of bong! The more you smoke - the more you will need to feed that bong!

"Duuuude, that bong is tha shit!"

"Holy Bongomolie, Bob's bong just raped my lungs, bro'!"

by Bob Morane the insane Cook February 11, 2010

bong bong marcos

also known as bbm, according to digong he's a weak leader and a stoner

papa - Magaling si bong bong marcos kasi di kami nag hirap non

anakis - Bakit lagi mo sinasabi nun na hirap hirap kayo nung bata kapa

papa - tangina mo sumasagot kana

by philippino jesus February 17, 2022

bong

Mostley used by cool people who like getting blazed. A device in which water filters the smoke so no chunks of weed get in ur mouth. You light filled bowl of bud and breath through the end of it. Once it just starts to hurt your throat you release the carb causing a shit load of smoke going down your lungs and then you start coughing like a bitch.

"Yo, pass that bong man."
"That bong kicked my ass man. *COUGH*."

by davy mofo November 16, 2005

bong

What semi-poor suburban kids make to smoke in a classy way.

No dad, that jar, surgical tubing and socket isnt a bong... its an experiment for chemistry class

by A Lesbian Orgy July 18, 2009

Bong Bong

A method of getting intoxicated that shows your bravado by doing a bong hit without exhaling then immediatly followed by a beer bong, upon which the person exhales. Similar in purpose to a strike out. Adding a shot of whiskey after doing the beer bong is optional but not for beginners.

Tom and Mike have been on a 12 hour acid trip and want to go to sleep but are still tripping. They decide to do a bong bong so they can sleep. Tom holds a filled beer bong while Mike takes a full hit off of a bong. Mike holds the smoke inside of his lungs and then drinks the beer bong and then exhales. Tom and Mike reverse positions so Tom can do his bong bong. They repeat this process until they pass out.

by Fasttimes68 September 2, 2008

bong

A Bong is a device, often used by people who smoke cannabis, which helps the user ingest an extreme amount of doughnuts. Each use or hit off a bong is called a rip; a typical user will consume between 4 and 12 doughnuts in a normal bong rip. The device consists of a long hollow tube, or chamber, and an air hole, also known as a carb. To prepare the bong for use the user stuffs the desired amount of doughnuts into the chamber. Care must be taken not to stuff too many doughnuts in or the doughnuts will face an obstruction during the high speed exit phase.

Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.

A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.

See also: vaporizer

Source: Uncyclopedia

Joe just ate 12 donuts in a single rip from the bong. Holy shit!

by Arm April 15, 2006