Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

Bearded Bitch-tit

(n.) Beer-did bich-tit

The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.

See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard

Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!

Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.

by nignogz8990 November 2, 2010

bearded clam

vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

by mrladiesman July 13, 2009

bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

by Adamar May 14, 2003

bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

by John R. January 2, 2004

Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

Bearded Giver

When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.

You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.

by Moose Dick Ham Slap April 23, 2009