bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.

Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.

by goldspanner October 22, 2011

virginia blues

Loneliness and isolation felt especially by long distance hikers. Named after one of the longer unbroken sections on the Appalachian Trail. It is often as big of a problem to hikers as physical injury.

Swamp Foot had to get off the trail for a while, I think he has the virginia blues.

by slim9 June 16, 2009

First Week Blues

N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...

Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."

Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."

by Fred McCowerker November 8, 2007

Going Good Blues

A feeling that you get when things are going really good, but you're just waiting for things to go bad.

I have the going good blues.

by MusicLover4evr February 8, 2015

Blowjob Blues

A term used to describe the emotion that a man experiences when he can not achieve an orgasm from a blowjob.

Guy 1: "Hey how was Carol last night? ;D"
Guy 2: Man, I'm so depressed. I got the blowjob blues ):"

by Robert on Toast January 7, 2011

The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60's, featuring such artists as John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters and Howlin' Wolf.

Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it's not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by greatboozeup January 24, 2009