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I Cum Blood

Originally a song by Cannibal Corpse, it has also become what is known as one of the most annoying memes ever on UG (Ultimate-Guitar) in the message forums.
Person A: Hey Pit, whats a good song to learn how to play on guitar for my girlfriend?

Person B: I Cum Blood
by sweatingbullets January 13, 2009
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Blood Rug

I was sittin' in class just chillin'...all a sudden I heards a loud "GRRAAAAAR" and got busted in the back of my head with something! Turned around to see a maggot infected blood rug on the floor! That triflin bitch just shot me...

Pig Patty: I've had a rough case of the tramabombs this week, Jenny...it's starting to get messy. Do you think I should start using a blood rug for my boosty?

Moose Mary: That's a great idea, Patty! I've been doing that for months! I think the boys totally dig them too! I've caught my brother stealing mine a few times while sleeping only to find them later in the bathroom trash bin all chewed up. They must make a great late night snack!
by Nigga Ishmael January 25, 2011
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Bloodilingus

The act of performing oral sex on a woman during menstruation, especially without a tampon inserted.
1. Despite his religious beliefs as an Orthodox Jew, Mr Cohenstein indulged his guilty pleasure of bloodilingus with his wife every month.

2. Eyvindur the man-eater has been been able to successfully manage his cannibalistic sexual urges by establishing sexual relationships with menstruating women and performing prolonged and exuberant acts of bloodiligus until his bedroom looks like a murder scene.
by Professor Scrotenburger November 2, 2008
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Blood Sweat & Tears

A song for hard stans. If soft stans watch it then they're dead.
"I should've not watched Blood Sweat & Tears cause I'm a soft stan."
by BTSA.R.M.Y January 26, 2019
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A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!
by thedude24 April 11, 2010
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Take it in blood

A street phrase meaning if you're going to rob someone, kill them as well. usually said by the one being robbed as a show of pride because they'd rather be killed then embarrassed by being robbed.

Also an awesome Nas song.
ex. 1
Robber: "Give me your money!"
Victim: "Take it in blood, I'm not going to be embarrassed like this."

ex. 2
Nas: "Time is money when it comes to mine, take it in blood."
by sdmembree February 20, 2013
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Raining Blood

One of the darkest metal songs of all time by Slayer. It's their signature and is played at every one of their shows for a good reason.
Mike:"Dude did you go see Slayer the other night?"
John: "Hell yeah! Raining Blood was good like always!"
by Eric Pfauser November 25, 2007
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