blarfy

The made up word my fucking wife uses for morning sickness.

I told you I was blarfy. get the fuck out of here. Can't you go fuck your hand or something?

by doccerz May 6, 2010

bliff

Female genitalia, in specific the vulva.

Ooh i've a swollen bliff

by minges and all April 15, 2003

Blurf

1. Not having the ability to hold you liquor. This generally leads to the loss of potential lays and newly made friends. As for old friends, well hopefully they drank as much as you and no one will remember it in the morning.

Tim: Did you get that chicks number dude?
Jay: Nah, that tequila totally kicked my ass and i blurfed all over her.

by S in the MRS August 7, 2007

Blerf

"Blerf blerf blerf" is the sound a porpoise makes. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "blerf" (which, btw, is stupid.). Also not to be confused with the noise a baby porpoise makes, which is "blehblehbleh".

"there is a porpoise!!!"
"where???"
"over there!! Hear it? It's saying 'blerfblerfblerf'!!!!!!!!!"

by Mi marposa es mi novio. March 2, 2010

blurff

1. an onomonapia when air is forced out of the lungs in an uncomfortable fashion.

BBBLLLUUURRRFFFFFF!!!! Haha I blurffed...

by Danifer Rednig September 8, 2011

blarf

What is blarf? The world may never know.

Teacher: “Everyone give one word to describe themselves”
Austin: “Blarf.”
Teacher : “Hmm, blarf? Haha I like it... arf arf blarf.”

by BenBackWood May 28, 2018

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009