Bitchfest

1: (v.) For a human female to bend over, and attack another with a lethal projectile called "bitch" spawned from her vagina( See Bitch). This projectile is generally reddish in color and diametered twenty-two to forty-eight millimeters; with any lesser size considered a " Bitchlet ", and larger considered a " Garofolo ".
2: (n.) Any collective gathering which requires a court order to legally exist.

The doctor had to inform the victim’s family that their sibling died from bitchfest wounds to the face.

by Marcus Aurelius November 17, 2004

bitchylegend

One of an elite group who generaly define themselves as bitchylegends, coming from the original bitchylegend cult who worshipped Clovis.

Dude, you are SUCH a bitchylegend!

by Spaffwald October 5, 2003

bitchfeatures

to have the look of a dog, mild profanity

"alryt bitchfeatures, walkies"

by Loneill July 3, 2008

Bitchexposer

Someone who lets others know about being duped by their significant other, via a fake social media page.

The bitchexposer,broke my boyfriend and I up

by bitchexposer May 14, 2016

bitchflavoredcuntcycle

A really annoying person that nobody likes. A bitch who tastes like a frozen cunt. A fuck up.

Becky is such a bitchflavoredcuntcycle. She won't shut the fuck up and suck my dick. Bitch cunt

by Pseudarthrosis January 25, 2017

bitchllet

Bitch + bullet. Most commonly used to replace "bullet" in the phrase "dodge the bullet" when referring to a similar situation involving a bitch.

I thought I was gonna have to start talking to Shayla again because I wanted to know where she got her shoes, but then Angela said she stole them from Christie when she passed out at the party the other night. Man did I dodge a bitchllet there."

by St. Furn Obnox November 5, 2017

Bitchless

someone or (jay) who has zero bitches and will never have one

jay is bitchless

by blackjack20147 March 15, 2022