Bishop Blanchet

A school so white and homophobic you would think it was donald trump. Mostly known for widespread mono because we hit eachothers juuls all day we spend most of time walking around the hallway saying “you got your stick on you?”. At least 2 people will ask you per day. Too many basic white hoes and annoying football guys make our school even whiter. You would be glad you dont go here its hell.

Bishop Blanchet ? Sooooo gay

by nsnskkxichgbwb September 18, 2018

Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah

by glonked August 21, 2022

Angry Bishop

A raging hard-on

He had the angry Bishop. It was like a baby's arm sticking out a pram holding a candy apple.

by Crispeee September 21, 2011

PMitch Bishop

PMitch Bishop or Mitch for short is Reading slang for someone with autism, and who loves Daniel Simmons. However, the said person is sometimes nice, though picky. The "Bishop" is a suffex which indicates that the man in question is also a pedophile.

"That guy is so Mitch(PMitch Bishop) why is he speaking so loudly?"

by Danielsimmons June 7, 2019

Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.

Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008

polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 21, 2007

Bishop Guertin Lax

When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.

Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.

Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.

Bro#1: word bro.

Bro#2: chill.

by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011