Benji Birch

A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.

Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.

by Young Boy Bluejay December 9, 2023

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

birch

a tree that camman18 hates

birch

by Table 278 YT February 13, 2023

On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015