Bergasm

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

by the urbster September 15, 2010

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bergdahl

A name refering to one who is clumsy and/or dimm witted

That baby fell down and resembled one of the bergdahls.

by John Reckhord December 10, 2007

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bertball

A new sport. The goal is to have 3 or more people around the center of the basketball court. The person named Albert must stay inside the circle until all the basketballs have been thrown at him. If Albert gets hit once he loses and the team wins and vice versa.

Hey, are you down to go play some Bertball?

by The realist 403 July 29, 2014

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Dimitar Berbatov

A sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from Bulgaria. Skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position, and just picking up loose balls in the box to score for his club Manchester United. Days as a starter are counted, due to the signing of new star Javier "El Chicharito" Hernandez at Old Trafford. A mystery in English football is why MANUTD signed such a bum like Berbatov

fan 1: "Did you see Man U's game yesterday?, they tied 0-0".

fan 2: "With a bum like Dimitar Berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don't fret, because Chicharito Hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up"

by A. Garcia August 13, 2010

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