Hy-Vee 

A chain of grocery stores found in the Midwest, usually in places like Iowa and Missouri. Hy-Vee conducts business by the slogan of "There is a helpful smile, in every aisle".

The low level employees are often disrespected by customers and treated worse by managers. Hy-Vee is fun for the first week, then you realize that bagging groceries sucks and so does your job/life.

Employee: Hello, I'm Hy-Vee's bitch. Can I help you with anything?

Manager: You aren't smiling helpfully this aisle so fuck you, you're fired!

Hy-Vee by Courtesy Clerk June 20, 2008

Hy-Vee 

Hy-Vee is one of the largest grocery stores in the universe.
It's employees are fantastic and it sells superior products and inferoir prices, inferior meaning lower. Hy-Vee is short for "Hy-Vee is a badass store"

Man this Hy-Vee is so cool! I feel like a king whenever I'm within 2 miles of one.

Hy-Vee by Thaddeus Badass December 1, 2005

Hyvee Mac and Cheese 

Not so delicious knockoff of Kraft Mac and Cheese. Consists of fluorescent orange cheese and subpar taste. Synonymous with anything substandard.

"How'd you do on your test"
"Man, I failed it like Hyvee Mac and Cheese"

Hyvee Mac and Cheese by KraftLover4Life March 11, 2009

retard kid at hyvee 

a retarded kid who works at hyvee and bags groceries and always hits on my sister. my sister--- emily b

OMG the retard kid at hyvee waved to me again today.

retard kid at hyvee by blink fanatic March 11, 2005

hyvee 

beyond awesome

"Chocolate is hyvee, especially when it's used for fondues"

hyvee by BEYOND awesome September 22, 2009