berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

berndt

Berndt is the ultimate being. Although no-one knows anything about him except his mysterious name. It's rumoured that a Berndt-like creature has been sighted in Sweden.

He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.

The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.

Look out! It might be... Berndt!

Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!

Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.

by Stan D'Alone January 6, 2005

Brenda

A Brenda is a character/person who butts into a perfect, ideal, soulmate relationship. Often in books/movies/TV shows the author will add in a female side character who’s motivations are unclear until they steal away the male protagonist and make you scream in mortal pain and horror, often resulting in you throwing the remote or book across the room. The most famous Brenda’s of all are the origin, Brenda from the maze runners series, Lavender Brown from Harry Potter and Rachel Elizabeth Dare from Percy Jackson and the olympians. You usually can’t tell who will win in these book and in the ultimate worst times the Brenda will win which causes PTSD or writhing on the ground in agony, or uncontrollable sobbing. Sometimes you will need to call someone and scream at them and blame them for what happened. Some way to find a Brenda in their natural habitat are, when they are a back stabbing meany and when they find interest in male protagonists and start making moves. If you find a Brenda and feel uncontrollable hatred towards them just remember you aren’t the only one that’s going through it.

“OMG, She’s such a boyfriend stealing Brenda!”

“Rachel is such a Brenda! She is so stealing Percy from Annabeth.”

by book_lover314404 September 26, 2020

Berenice

1. The most awsome person in the world

2. God in disguise

Isn't Berenice awsome?

by Tequila December 17, 2004

Brenda

The most adorable girl you will ever meet. She is about 5 foot. Brunette. Light complected. Many people say she is a "vampire." Her face is flawless and she has a mole on her face that "keeps growing." She has the best personality. She is super hilarious and always knows how to put a smile on people's faces. She is one of the sweetest and nicest girls you will ever meet but once you get on her bad side you better beware. She gets very angry in an instant and when she can't take anymore she just has to let it out and have a good cry. She is a strong and independent woman. She is too good for any boy. One day she will meet her prince charming who will most likely be a baseball player. She loves animals and is very talented. She is super smart but most of the time acts ditsy. She has many friends and everyone knows that she is just a likeable person. Not many people can hate her. If you know a Brenda you are one lucky person. She is a great friend. If you have a Brenda don't let her walk out of your life. That will be a big mistake. all in all she is adorable, cute, pretty, beautiful, and all that jazz.

Dude look at Brenda and her mermaid hair. She is so adorable. I wish i could be a pretty and look like a vampire.

by chaiiiin July 22, 2012

Brendan

The most gorgeous guy in the universe! Every girl wishes they could have him, and every guy wishes he could be him. He Has amazing hair that all the other guys in school wish they could pull off. Not only is he amazingly gorgeous but he is also the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He isn't conceited but he's obviously gorgeous.He loves techno and rock, he has a great sense of style. He makes everyone happy when they are around
him and you're lucky if you know him!

guy 1: "I wish I could be more like Brendan!"
guy 2: "I knoww! I would totally sex him up and im not even gay!"
guy 1: "meee toooo"

Girl 1: "I love brendan! he is so gorgeous!"
Girl 2: "I love Brendan too! He's amazing!!"
Girl 3: "I wish Brendan wasn't so intimidating!"
Girl 4: "Everyone loves Brendan! :)"

by ReerG Elleon January 14, 2010

Brenden

Brenden is the kinda guy that just wants love. Wants a loyal girl by his side through everything, and will cheer him on at his football, baseball, and wrestling matches. He's a country boy, that loves the Lord Above. Trys his best to make you laugh, and if he doesn't he finds a way to make you smile. He sometimes worries a lil to much and stresses a lil to much but always comes back to reality.

Brenden is such a loving guy.

by #1EDOD June 8, 2017