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Barbershop Quartet

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!
by Clary Fray July 22, 2009
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Barber

The most powerful person in the world decides whether you will get roasted for the next 2 weeks.Often compared with God Himself
LaJohn-Man that nigga screw up my hair so hard i look like some steve Harvey shit nigga

Daquan-yo ima expose yo ass

DeWhiteboy-man your barber must be ass nigga for that shit
by The name definer 22 June 2, 2018
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Beiber Bomb

When a girl is a perfect ten, she's beautiful, smart, has a nice body and curves in all the right places, but she drops the bomb and tells you she likes Justin Beiber. An honest let down for the now almost perfect woman.
Yeah man, I was talking to this fine ass girl in the club and then she dropped the beiber bomb. I dunno...maybe I should move on.
by SGleader February 20, 2011
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Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.
Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.
by BrackettE November 1, 2010
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Uber Beiber Tard

Any person who purposely listens to music by or styles their hair like the Uber Tard Justin Beiber.
While visitng my nieces and nephews I noticed they had posters of Justin Beiber hanging in their rooms, after I puked a little bit in my mouth, I proclaimed them Uber Beiber Tards.
by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010
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tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid
by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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