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Bennett-Sexual

The sexual attraction to those with the last name Bennett.
David is Bennett-Sexual.
by Harocana July 12, 2022
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Helena-Bennet

Knowingly doing something bad, morally wrong, selfish or dishonest against someone because you think they deserve it.

Named after the time a young lad found a purse on an empty bus containing £100 cash, and a bus pass belonging to one "Helena Bennet". (whom he thought he did not know) the young lad looked the girl up on facebook (to see if he could return the money) and found her to be a complete teenage popular girls bitch who bullied many of his friends, constantly stole money from her mum to buy weed, skipped out on classes and gave all the teachers a hard time because she thought she was too good for them.

The young lad burned the purse and bus pass, threw the ashes in a bin and kept the money for himself.
Guy 1: You'll never guess who I bumped into the other day at while working at the garage, Theo!
Guy 2: Oh fuck man, I hated that dickhead, bullied me in high school non-stop
Guy 1: Yeah I know, he came in for a brake light fix.
Guy 2: Did you fix it for him?
Guy 1: Fuck that, Pulled a Helena-Bennet, Busted his motor while he was out and told him it would cost him a couple of grand to fix, ended up with £2000 of his money at the end of the day

*then the two guys go on a night out, celebrating*
by 456gvweryh6 March 30, 2017
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Benetton

Verb. - To choose one's friends based on their race in order to end up with a thoroughly multi-ethnic social circle, with the goal of appearing as a sensitive, varied individual who doesn't see color. This is normally carried out by white people. Named after Benetton clothing company ads from the nineties, which were multi-ethnic to a fault. The word is rarely used by those who do it.

An offshoot of quirk hunting.
Ever since I told April that I have an Inuit pen pal, she's been begging me to show her his Facebook. She's just Benettonning.

Wesley went to a black mass to try and Benetton his circle of friends a bit. I don't think it's working.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
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Bennett

Any 50 caliber handgun or rifle, occasionally used to refer to the ammunition as well.
I got my Bennett right here, so back the fuck off.
by Robert Dickabee January 11, 2009
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Steve Bennett

A rounded, bespectacled, hairy creature with an insatiable appetite for alcohol and a deviant liking of root vegetables.
Gaz : "Have you seen Bennett ? We're supposed to be going out tonight"

Al : "Steve Bennett ?"

Gaz : "Don't be crazy man, no one can handle a night out with Steve Bennett"
by Baku Goose November 28, 2009
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Jon Benet

noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005
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bennet

a small goat looking creature that consumes large amounts of grass, in the same place as it excretes, often found near
moterway service stations and back alleys often known to be tripping out.
oi oi!! he looks like a right bennet!
by brookz2008 May 1, 2008
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