beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

ass beetle

A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.

"Excuse me, Miss, your ass beetle is hanging out."

by Metatron Agent of God September 26, 2003

bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011

Beetle-crushers

Highly polished army or safety boots with thick rubber soles.

“Aint no cockroaches gonna stick around when they see those beetle-crushers coming!”

by Major Shisterrer September 4, 2008

Poverty Beetle

a common household cockroach

also known as project beetle

Damn boi, did you see that poverty beetle?

by beanteam September 20, 2010

Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011