Beef Curtain

The skin around a womens vagina that hangs down after excessive sexual activity with many men and/or objects.
The Beef Curtain hung to the floor.
by Ryan limmingsworth May 22, 2008
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beef curtains

the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.
alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.
by kira l June 21, 2006
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beef curtains

1) damn, that bitch had some NASTY beef curtains!
2) i had to move her large flapping beef curtains to the sides while i fucked her.

by Steve Poopinyourmouth March 05, 2008
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beef curtains

a term for a woman with a horribly morose smelling minge used in Northern Ireland
Did you go at Diane's gee last night?

Nah mate her beef curtains where crusty and smelly
by Roo#1 January 18, 2009
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fuzzy beef curtain

The Fuzzy beef curtain is a sex act in which 2 older males (Or more) use a tube to insert diarrhoea into other males penis holes. After which they have done finishing , all males ejaculate, spouting the diarrhoea on the one male in the middle creating a curtain like pattern all around his body
I walked in on my granddad and his older male friends pulling off the fuzzy beef curtain
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Beef Curtain

A girl whos vagina is similar to roast beef
by SHMIZZA November 30, 2005
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Iron Beef Curtains

This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".

However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.

This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.

Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......

Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.
I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.
by 3rd Party October 17, 2009
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