unemployment beard

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

by gibberling October 13, 2007

Beard Shaming

Beard shaming is defined as inappropriate negative statements and attitutes toward a man's beard. It can also reach into the discrimination against individuals who may have un-matured beards. A backlash against beard shaming has resulted in the coining of the term itself and attempts to bring a more positive attitude toward diverse beards of all sizes and styles.

Does your beard even lift bro? Bro that's straight Beard Shaming.

by 2Chinz November 18, 2014

bear in mind

Officially means: "To remember, think about, or consider someone or something (in regard to something else)"
However, it is often used in conjunction with the phrase: "Thank you, I'll bear that in mind" to express that actually you won't do that and it is a way to avoid exploding towards a remark someone has made.

Sally: "Just for future reference don't use the term 'man' as it is offensive
Steve: "Thank you, I'll bear in mind."

by NagarPhunga October 8, 2018

Weekend beard

Applies to men who shave Mon-Fri but stop shaving over the weekend.

"Jack is so trying to look like George Michael"
"Nah man, that's his weekend beard!"

by ws14062 October 25, 2009

Stress Beard

The beard that guys grow during midterms or finals period when they're too busy or too stressed to shave.

Finals period is over! I can finally shave my stress beard!

by Finals free December 15, 2010

sea bear circle

The only known and reliable defense mechanism during a viscous sea-bear attack. However, this circle must be a perfect circle grown in the sand. Once the circle is finished, stand inside it and don't move!

If it wasn't for that sea bear circle, I would have been dead right now!

by ShineeGoof June 22, 2015

bear's service

The meaning of "bear's service" originally comes from a fable about a man and a bear. The bear wanted to help the man by killing a gnat which sat on his forehead. As a result both the gnat and the man died.

This idiom is known primarily in Slavic languages.

"Mike was trying to help with washing up but he dropped my favourite cup on the floor in the process."
"That's called a bear's service."

by Random fag April 16, 2013