shpeagle beater

any short blunt object of which one would use to beat the ever living shit out of another.

back off or you will feel the wrath of my shpeagle beater.

by seth lundberg April 15, 2008

skin beater

a drummer who hits his skins really hard.

Wow, have you heard that metal band? The drummer is a real skin beater!

by Craig "MooGa" Harris May 28, 2008

Casual Beatdown

If you do not wish to hurt the person severly, you would give them a Casual Beatdown.

Person 1 - Are you coming?

Person 2 - No, i dont want to!

Person 1 - If you don't move i will give you a casual beatdown.

by KelseyBarakitten May 15, 2009

future wife beater

A school bully whom will one day take his anger out on his future spouse and offspring.

That punk is such a bully that he is cosidered to be a Future wife Beater. Wait until his anger turns on his spouse,he'll use her 'and his kids as a punching bag,instead of his classmates.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

wife beater

1. Men's close fitting, ribbed, sleeveless white cotton undershirt most commonly used before T-shirts came into vogue as undergarments. It is named wife beater after Marlon Brando's character, Stanley Kowalski, who wore one during much of the movie version of Tennessee Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desire." Stanley proved to be a sloppy, drunken, ill-tempered brute who beat his wife.
2. Slang name in Britain for a Belgian lager, Stella Artois, mostly because of the name, Stella, after Stella Kowalski, the victim of a beating from her husband, Stanley, in the aforementioned Tennessee Williams' play, "A Streetcar Named Desire," but also because of the high alcohol content which could possibly lead one to wife beating were he so pre-disposed.

"That fellow wearing the wife beater has knocked back 3 wife beaters in less than half an hour!"

by alfamax September 5, 2011

Beate

In German this means bringer of luck, and spreader of joy. She is a fun loving person who likes to dance! She loves nature and animals. She is good at caring for flowers and plants. She loves to have fun and likes to get things done!

Beate loves plants.

by Flower222 February 4, 2010

dick beaters

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

by SeptiK September 7, 2003