masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010

Batista

Batista is the former World Heavyweight champion. Injury caused him to vacate the title in January. Used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. His mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (Involving Eddie Guerrero and more recently, Melina) were comedy gold. Former member of Evolution, and HHH's lackey, Batista beat Trips at Wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the crappest matches on the card. Worked much better on Smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.The only thing I despise about him is that ridiculous 'Hulk Hogan' style 'Hulking up'thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. I mean...why?

'This HORSE Batista!!'-J.R

'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista

by JimmyJimm January 21, 2006

batigyal

lesbian, Like bati boy is jamaican slang for gay boy or booty boy batigyal pronounced bati gal means a girls girl or lesbian

o shut up ya batigyal,be munchin dem rugs all day.

by Alexzandra Lyric Pellicier July 18, 2007

One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

Batista

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.

Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009

batida

A hard drink from Brazil. Mainly a mixture of cachaça and fruit juices sweetned with cane sugar and blender mixed.

In popular fairs in Brazil you can drink batida made from different fuits.

by Jaybona October 28, 2009

Batiste Halo

When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.

Shit son you put so much batiste on this morning you've practically got a batiste halo

by :Jester August 22, 2011