barcedes

cooler filled full of alcohol at a Mercedes Benz car's trunk...

Let go party at my barcedes....!

by francoy209 June 20, 2011

Barbed

To sign, or have signed, a contract with a mobile phone service provider with severe early termination financial penalties.

Switched to an HTC phone with AT&T so I'm getting barbed by Verizon.

by Wynken de Word March 24, 2010

barred up

Getting prickly and angry about a certain subject.

Clinton barred up when Ben insulated his football team.

by bar up December 30, 2014

barbed wiring

A mutilative sex act in which a length of barbed wire is inserted into the anus of an individual and pulled out like anal beads. If two are involved, the penis of the other individual is also inserted, with the barbed wire, into the anus.

When Ugandan militants entered the village, the first thing they did was demonstrate their authority by barbed wiring five local men.

by rasperas August 2, 2011

Braped

To be smacked intensely by someones bag, mostly done on purpose.

Bag + Rape = Braped

*Girl smacks stranger with her bag*
Strangers friend: Dude, she just braped you!
*Girl and friends laugh*

by youjustgotbraped September 21, 2009

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003