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Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.
1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.
by AROND July 19, 2007
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Flange Baron

A general attitude of snobbery towards rancid vagina.

Alternatively an actual baron, for example Baron Vonwinklesnaff of Flange Towers in Scrungeness.
Dude, I hate to be a flange baron, but this is one mossy cleft
by G Raves August 14, 2009
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Poo Baron

One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.
Dude, the poo baron struck again! Look at that poo in the urinal and smeared on the toilet seat!
by MUPooBaron November 20, 2010
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beer baron

Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.
EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?

EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!

EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!

EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.

EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
by xbeeerbaronx August 9, 2007
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baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.
"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."
by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014
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red baron

Preferably done on a high bed, when a girl is about to reach orgasm, the man kicks the girl off the bed. After the girl falls off the bed, the man looks down at the girl through his hands while doing an upside-down hand binocular, and yells "I'm the Red Baron!"
Ever since I red baroned the girl off of a bunked bed, no girls want to sleep with me, so I started to superman them.
by The 4th floor red barons April 15, 2008
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wiener baron

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron
by chauncey July 27, 2004
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