by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006
Get the Mischa Barton mug.1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.
2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"
2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
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A salty person who cannot get laid.
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Get the bartonian humor mug.Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.
"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"
"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."
"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."
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Get the Barton's Vodka mug.v. (commonly bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served
Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
Boykin: Vance, can you pick up these balls, clean the dugout, wash the uniforms, mow the grass, and wash my car since I'm a coach and you have to say yes?
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.
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