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Bard

DMV slang to put it onsomething or someone.
I just won that basketball game

Bard.

On everything i love.
by Casshh December 6, 2023
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Basual Bard Baucus

The gathering of the greatest poker players in the world to battle it out in a rich kid's basement for $20. Formerly known as the Kasual Kard Kaucus.
Let's get a game going in the Basual Bard Baucus
by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018
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Bard

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!
by Kreffy July 8, 2017
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Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018
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VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you
by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022
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bard

a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.
bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"

any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"
by hesten445 May 31, 2022
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Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.
Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...
by Zartosht December 14, 2021
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