BarBeQué

The Spanish version of chopping your penis off (or pulling/yanking it off with a good set of steel pliers), grilling it, putting on some good sauce, and then eating it.

Sam: Hey Bob! Want some of my very own personal BarBeQué?
Brittany: Sure! I would love to taste it!
Sam's sister: OHHH YES Please! Make sure you seasoned it well!

...at the dinner table...

Sam's sister: OMG big brother! This tastes delicious!
Brittany: Same! Best dinner ever!

by ILoveCornAndPudding September 15, 2016

Barbequetionist

The master of the barbeque, controller of fire and meat. Always of the male variety.

Richard Lewis is the chief Barbequetionist of Surrey, he makes great fire and cooks great meat.

by Bash1987 August 2, 2011

Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce

Barbeque Sauce and Steak Sauce are contradictions to each other. Something that is Steak Sauce is something that is utterly amazing and totally awesome. Barbeque Sauce is something that is god awful.

Lance: "Dude, this party is Barbeque Sauce."

Ian: "Yeah it is, let's go to a better party. I hear our friend Duke was having a party, and he throws some totally Steak Sauce parties."

Lance: "Hell yeah dude! Let's go!"

Ian: "Yeah man. Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce? I'd totally go with the A1."

Lance: "Heyyoo! Lehh go."

by A1ionel February 26, 2012

Barbequeish

Not necessarily BBQ but having the taste of it

General TSO's taste Barbequeish more than Kung Pao chicken

by DJDontstop June 13, 2016

Barbeque my kangaroo

Suck my dick

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE

by Woahorate July 12, 2019

barbiecue

A cookout where the grill is fueled by discarded "leggy dolls" instead of charcoal. Could also refer to the blazing-inferno house-fire that the spoiled-little-brat Debbie Jellinsky had seethingly set after receiving (horrors!) a MALIBU BARBIE doll for her birthday instead of the pink-tutu-clad Ballerina Barbie that she'd wanted; no doubt said "incorrect girlie-accessory" got "charbroiled" inside said conflagration, as well.

I stopped by the local landfill a few days after Christmas and was shocked to see all the broken/unwanted "little girl toys" scattered in piles along with other end-of-year-holidays flotsam and jetsam --- there was enough volume of pale-complexioned plastic there to host a bleepin' BARBIECUE!

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Barbequeer

When you light a gay person on fire, and they run around screaming in desperation and pain.

Person 1: "Dude, Jamal just lit Greg on fire because he's gay."
Person 2: "That's fucked up, let's record it."
Jamal: "Now that's what I call a barbequeer!"
Greg: "AAUGH IT BURNS, SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!!"

by MyXstery January 19, 2022