Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.

I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!

by WBCsux August 7, 2010

Baht Ras

A baht ras is a team based drinking contest where 5 persons face off against 5 other persons. The contest involves the activities of beer pong and flip cup simultaneously. The object of the contest is to shoot all your team's balls into the cups at the end of the table and flip them over; the first team to have all cups flipped over wins the game. A baht ras is typically played underground in a basement; however, locations vary all over the world. For example, baht rases in Baltimore typically take place in small rooms on Law school campuses.
It is customary, in most cultures, to play music during the Baht Ras. Omar Souleyman's "Wenu Wenu" is the traditional backing track to many contests. It is common for many Baht Ras participants to suffer mild heat stroke induced by a trance-like euphoria, yet there have been no recorded casualties directly related to the contest as of 2015 (citation needed).

"Anyone want to baht ras this weekend?"
"I got cleared by the doctor, turns out I can baht ras this weekend!"

by slimchaydy August 31, 2015

Bathtub Pleasure

An interesting way of pleasuring urself in the bathtub. Put faucet on full blast, medium to warm temperature, place private area (mainly girls) under faucet

Bathtub Pleasure is usually only for girls

by monamonamona October 15, 2005

Baptofascist

(n.) A radical authoritarian ideology fusing (usually Southern) Baptist values with extreme right-wing politics. Baptofascists tend to be the sort of (white) folks who put the Rebel Battleflag on their pick-up truck, use the n-word frequently, and believe in the Rapture. They also mininimize women's role ("Cookin' and cleanin' and servin' their husbands every whim"), are vehemently homo-phobic, and aren't shy about approaching total strangers to ask them if they have yet to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior. All true Baptofascists are registered Republican, of course. All are pro-second ammendment, against gay marriage, and anti-women's reproductive rights. Baptofascists frequently can be found within earshot of an AM radio spewing Rush Limbaugh's philosophy of hate or The Sean Hannity show. They do not, however, listen to Glenn Beck, because he is a Mormon. Mormons are in league with Satan, silly.

I'm more uncomfortable in these briefs than a Baptofascist at a Gay Pride parade.

by Blenderhead91 March 28, 2009

2 dogs in a bathtub

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.

Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

by I'm Rick Burd, Bitch April 2, 2004

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006