baby bruh 

1. What bros call their younger friends
2. When your baby brother is very buff
3. Exclamation of disbelief, similar to ‘bruh’

1. Yo baby bruh how you doin?
2. Baby bruh, he’s a tough one already

3. What are you doinnn baby bruhhhh

baby bruh by Ladsladads March 12, 2021

Covid Baby 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

Covid Baby by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 6, 2023

on break baby 

On a Break Baby – Is when someone, usually a man, has a child while “on a break” from a serious relationship. (i.e. long-time girlfriend or fiancé). When news of the love child with the “side piece” or “jump-off” is revealed, the man’s only option is to confess to fathering a child while “on a break” of the relationship.”

Ex. Did you hear that Joe and Lisa are engaged and expecting a baby?
That’s great news! I didn’t know Lisa was pregnant.
She’s not. Joe had an “on break baby” when he and Lisa were broken up.

on break baby by Doolittle 12 January 2, 2014

Gay Baby Jail 

Popularized by Twitch streamer Simpleflips, Gay Baby Jail is a spot in a game where you are softlocked and unable to leave. This extends to not being able to die, forcing you to load an old save file or just turn off the game.

I've been stuck in Gay Baby Jail for 2 hours because I don't want to go back to my old save.

Gay Baby Jail by Dontaskaboutcake January 17, 2018

My Baby 

A Detroit Term of endearment used without gender restriction or romantic relation. Usually a filler or name replacement.

What’s up my baby? What’s the deal my baby?
That’s my baby.

My Baby by EiJea April 4, 2021

Baby Cry 

Pussy ass sore ass loser bitch that can’t stop crying about something retarded

Tommy: I wasn’t even ready to fight yet bitch
Tyrone: Shut yo bitch ass up baby cryin’ bitch before I backhand yo lil’ ugly ass

Baby Cry by Big nigger lover June 12, 2019

Jello Baby 

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.

Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!

Jello Baby by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012