Scottish Bagpipe

The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.

Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.

by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx November 30, 2016

rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.

After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah

by Jordan John! December 30, 2005

Bagpiping Angel

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man, whilst squeezingly upon his scrotal sack vigourously and intently. To complete the act, the man then ejaculates on the top of the woman's head, to create a 'Halo' effect.

Here hen, fancy being my Bagpiping Angel? Sure thing babe.. best shampoo ever!

by Bagpipez June 12, 2011

Scottish bagpipes

The 'pipes' layys on his/her back with their legs (arms optional) in the air and sphincter presenting. The 'piper' 'pipes' by kissing licking nibbling etc said presented sphincter whilst simultaneiusly reaching around a leg with one arm to fondle tweak wank etc 'pipes' genitalia. Pipe amazing grace for extra stimulation.

The Devo loved it when his girlfriend played the Scottish bagpipes after his team had won at footy.

by DevoMcbagpipes February 9, 2017

rusty bagpipes

While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.

While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

Bagpipe Queen

A Bagpipe Queen is a homosexual man (who may or may not be ethnically Scottish or a redhead) who is sexually attracted to redheaded men, usually ethnically Scottish. Not to be mistaken with Ginger Fever, which applies to heterosexual men attracted to redheaded women.

Earl is quite the Bagpipe Queen, in fact he knows his pipes so well he's quite the connoisseur!

by titaniumtux July 9, 2009

Chinese Bagpipe

When you stick a bag up a girls vaginal region. Filling the bag with cum/poop/or anything else you can find. Afterwards when the bag is full you stick a pvc pipe down the bag, snugly tight. Then you blow into the pvc causing the bag to explode in her vagina.

Tina: Josh my vagina is all ripped up from the "Chinese bagpipe" you gave me a few nights ago.

by Chinese Bagpipe creator November 29, 2009