bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"
by retsamevals February 15, 2013
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Bagel

a jewish kid being the coolest in school who is the master gamer
all jews can be bagels in the school when other people arent
by mgcearth June 19, 2006
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bagel

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.
by spread man January 17, 2010
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bagel

To be hit with tremondous force, usually when one is not expecting it.
McNabb just got bageled by that linebacker!
by Dantastic September 02, 2005
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Bagel

A Korean term for a man who has a hot body ( exactly like Park Chanyeol)
-He was god damn bagel
by Apearl May 16, 2018
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A fanfiction-y gay male pairing. Also used for gay male sex.
"Is that a DracoxHarry bagel you've got there?"
by Urtangurda January 09, 2009
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he was able to get his paper weight up to a bagel.
by heavyhitter October 30, 2007
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