big backyard

Any individual, usually female, that has a large ass.

That girls got a pretty face and a big backyard.

by PBWallnuts July 7, 2009

and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

by Haroldinatl May 1, 2006

backyard gardener

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.

Jack is such a backyard gardener. His rake has been in too many backyards.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

Backyard dog

In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”

Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.

African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!

Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.

African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.

by Wqoq April 5, 2010

backyardi

party in your backyard
back-yard-ee (as in party)

I am having a backyardi for my 25th birthday party!

by honeybee_lover May 3, 2011

backyard ballistics

Backyard ballistics (BB) is Totse's forum concerning pyrotechnics and explosives.

unlike "bad ideas" the level of knowledge that the regular members posess is quite high.

They are verry concerned about safety and will in no way-ever condone violence

take it up in BB, and be prepared to be sent home, kidiot.

by mokothar May 13, 2005