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baby daddy biden money 

The monthly payment to parents with children under 18.
Got my baby daddy Biden money today! Let’s get hammered!”

Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB) 

A baby daddy with benefits is a person whom a woman shares a child or children with, and goes to bed with. In which, they do not have a romantic or friendship type of relationship and only take about the child outside of sex. They sleep with each other whenever it’s convenient for them or when the children are in school/daycare.
Guy: Hey what you doing?
Girl: Nothing much, my Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB) is coming over tonight though.

Baby Daddy Blues 

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.
“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”
Baby Daddy Blues by Ttawlove September 7, 2022

Baby daddy batty 

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.
A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?
deadbeat baby daddy by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010

Bitter baby daddy 

You left him and he still can accept you don't want him. He will not do anything for that child because you don't want him. If you called him for some dick he gone come running. Ask him for something for his child you not gone hear back
My bitter baby daddy I will not give him this goods