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Aries

The first sign of the zodiac. Usually thicc. Very loud, like if you meet an Aries you might wanna make sure you have a good pair of headphones cause damn. They also talk a lot, mostly about their hoe-ish ways. Despite being natural hoes, very loyal! Except guy Aries’ are the worst. Don’t trust them.
Bella: *yelling about absolutely nothing important, only yelling to here the sound of their own voice*
Brittany: God, you’re such an Aries
by Julia Arnetta July 4, 2019
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something that is really stressful and sucks really bad. (n)
this test is ayres
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
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Aries

Dog that got her eyes knocked out.
Also known as Scaries.
you pulled an aries by running into the wall.
by BigPun1234 September 9, 2010
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A procastinator who leaves things unfinished so long they have to resort to ripping off somebody else's work and try to pass it off as their own. This results in big trouble for the Aries without fail.
person: did you finish the big ass assignment last night?
Aries: no, i pulled an Aries
person: youre a retard.
by Aries August 10, 2003
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ayrielle

Ayrielle is the most pushiest girl you would ever meet. Although she has good aspects, you tend to overlook them by her mean and pushy attitude. When she wants to be, she can be the nicest girl in the world, but it is very rarely you will see that side of her. Over all she is either one of those girls you really hate, or one of those girls you wish to befriend. She is quick to cut you off so you better be careful what you say to her.
"I don't think Ayrielle likes me, she texted me yesterday and told me i was "cut off".
"Ayrielle is one of those girls you have to be careful with."
"i heard Ayrielle sits alone at lunch because no one is worthy to be in her presence."
by KeyAnni June 22, 2018
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Aries

A 90 foot dildo
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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Aries

Aries is ruled by the planet mars. Their usual traits include making unrealistic goals, leaving work unfinished, feeling glorious about their failing lives, hating anyone out of the blue for no reason, screaming, yelling, making noise like giants while walking, sex, cheating and copying others. Astrologers say Aries are capable of destroying homes and office spaces because they have intense passion for making things dirty (check their bedrooms and kitchen), instigating hatred among family members and not listening to the authority.

A fun fact about the Aries zodiac sign is that it contains the highest number of divorced and fired people. Also people who continue long term relationships with them are usually looked down upon because they are said to have low self esteem or been rejected multiple times by the real the world.

It is assumed that Aries people are manufactured for adult entertainment purpose only because they are noisy and sexual enough to keep an orgy party alive. Two examples include Lady Gaga (aka Lady Gag) and Huge Hefner.

It is extremely easy to spot an Aries. These are the only females that look and sound one hundred percent like males. Meanwhile, the Aries men look like females. Consequently, sleeping with them will make you feel very homosexual.
Girl 1: I wonder why Lady Gaga's lyrics are always sexual and negative.
Girl 2: Because she is an Aries.
by Superheroforall November 19, 2010
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