When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020
by Chickenwings444 December 03, 2019
by smertieboi February 22, 2019
by Emmyj September 25, 2021
by Awkward Stories May 01, 2009
Ex 1:
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
by Foxx870 March 30, 2011
by hahahah2012 December 10, 2011