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1-10 Attractiveness Scale

The scale you're supposed to use when someone asks to be rated on social media, 10 being perfect, 1 meaning you wouldn't touch the person with a 10 foot pole.

Entertaining game to play with your mates or squad, using the scale on people walking by.

10 - Perfect or near perfect physical appearance and personality.

9 - 1 or 2 small things you don't like about them, but still they're hot as fuck.
8 - Multiple small things wrong with their appearance, but doesn't impact your want for them to a great extent.
7 - Solidly attractive, usually have the best personalities.

6 - Deeeecent.
5 - Meh, this commonly includes people with nice bodies, but ugly faces or vice versa. (See Jillian Michaels
4 - Bangable, if intoxicated enough.
3 - 1 or 2 good qualities. Maybe if you were paid enough ?
2 - Would not bang. Ugly inside and out.
1 - Repulsive in just about every way, you avoid this person because you either feel bad, or don't want to catch the ugly. Someone you couldn't be paid enough to sleep with.
Trent - I use the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale to determine who's hot and who's not lol.

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Willy - Dude, I just smashed with Katelyn, she's a fucking 10.

Travis - Tru dat.

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Brady - Reagan is hot, but she's not perfect, she's like a 7.

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John - Damn bro, Lindsey is looking hot right now..

Carter - John you're wayy too drunk, she's a solid 4.

John - Maybe you're right, I'll put a bag over her head.

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Mikey - Damn, AmyLyn is a fucking ugly slut bitch. Face full of acne, pube forest pussy, 150 pounds overweight, she the whole package of ugly. She got the personality of a moody humpback whale during its time of the month, but with her it's all the time. You couldn't pay me to hit that sack of shit.
by DouchebagSubaruWrxDriver September 30, 2016
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Overly Attractive

A descriptor used once in a drunken stooper to describe a girl that was attractive, but not enough to be hot; that was too sexy to simply be pretty. An overly attractive girl is more than cute and can be used as a nice way to say she's fuckable.
I'm at the most boring bar right now listening to an overly attractive girl tell me the last guy she dated gave her an std.
by GigglingGilligan August 16, 2011
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textually attractive

derived from being "sexually attractive"; being TEXTUALLY ATTRACTIVE is when you or the person you are texting is so absolutely, positively enjoyable to text! You just wanna keep gettin' those messages over and over again ;D
OMG I got Lena's number!

For reals? So I hear you guys started talking...

Yeah! She is so textually attractive; she replies in a matter of seconds and just keeps the conversation flowing :D
by misses_camat May 16, 2010
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 scale in which guys rate girls based on face, tits, ass, and personality.

1: Would not bang
2: Would bang for lots of money
3: Would bang if horny
4: Would bang for money
5: Would bang
6: Would bang
7: Would consider to bang for money.

8: Would bang for money
9: Would bang for lots of money
10: Would give up life to bang
Johnny: DAMNNNN that girl is so hot I wish I could press my dick against those tits
Jonathan: I know right! She must be at least an 8 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale!
Johnny: Her ass is an 8 but her face is a 10! Talk about those tits! But her personality-
Jonathan: I don't care about personality when my dick is 4 inches deep!
Johnny: Alright I'll go talk to her.

(The 1-10 female attractiveness scale)
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Kwazi-attractive

when a person is not overly attractive nor are they considered "fugly".
Hey Josh, why dont you go get with that kwazi-attractive peice of ass, shes perfect for you!
by Dushaen Mandick October 8, 2009
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attractive types

the different types of attractiveness a girl can have.

1. Fine: when a girl's body is awesome. The saying "beauty is only skin deep" has nothing to do with being fine because you can take all the skin off this type of girl and the ultimate shape of her body would still be the same.

2. Cute: when a girl just has an aluring appearance. This doesn't necessarily mean that she's fine; it could just mean she has a good selection of clothes, make up, hairstyles, or whatever makes her look attractive. It is even possible to be a little overweight and still be Cute.

3. Hot: when a girl's appearance instantly grabs your attention. Not to be confused with sexy; hot girls can actually have intelligence while sexy girls tend to be or act mentally slow at times. Also known as Beautiful.

4. Sexy: the better version of Hot. Sexiness in girls is a balanced combination between Fine and Cute, meaning that her body is awesome along with everything else (clothes, hairstyle, etc). Since their brains are so busy pumping estrogen into their awesome bodies, they sometimes lack or pretend to lack inteligence.

5. Goddess: when a girl's appearance AND personality fits in perfectly with a guy's ideal girl. Also known as "dream girl." They can be fine, cute, hot, or sexy.
My personal choices for each of the attractive types:

1. Beyonce
2. Rihanna
3. Layla Kayleigh
4. Vida Guerra
5. whoever I marry....perhaps Beyonce =/
by JonnyXYZ December 30, 2008
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Morbidly Attractive

Morbidly attractive 'morbly'

1. Somebody or something that you are attracted to but is generally perceived as being disgusting or unhealthy.

2. A person or animal that you are attracted to because they are at 'deaths door' or corpse like.
That insect ridden corpse is so morbly.

Jocelyn Wildenstein is morbly.

I love morbidly attractive people.
by BEWareOfSware May 31, 2011
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