painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!

Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!

by B9ine November 1, 2022

Dry Attic

When you banging an elderly person in an elevated location or position.

Damn, you hear that Bobby got fired from the retirement home for pulling a Dry Attic?

by MattDahmon November 7, 2019

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

In The Attic

A pedophile who is in the closet

That old man Jim is in the attic! Watch your kids!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Toys in the attic

It means drugs in the brain

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."

by Luigi 15esimo February 7, 2019