shit on my ass

problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere

Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass

by R Morris August 31, 2006

medieval on his ass

Commiting an extremely brutal and barbaric act upon a person, often considered cruel and unusual by any civilized court in the modern world.

"They then proceeded to break all of his teeth. Then they cut off his hand and his foot. Then they showed him the color of his entrails. They really went medieval on his ass."

by Wesley Lowe July 5, 2008

You're breeding a scab on your ass

Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.

You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.

by Kenneth Hamby February 23, 2009

I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.

This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"

by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009

clown on your ass

A slang statement that refers to the act of making someone appear stupid or doing something overall negative to them.

Alyssa, if you call me a bitch one more time, I am going to clown on your ass so fucking hard you’ll be transported to the Shadow Realm.

by welcometothecuckshed June 23, 2020

blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

Turn around on dat ass

When you are attempting to assist an individual and they are extremely ungrateful lil shitz, to avoid conflict you TURN AROUND ON DAT ASS.

Impatient individual:
"That's NOT RIGHT!! You're wrong and dumb.I'm not dealing with this stupid place."
Patient associate talking to other associate:
"Girl I whipped my hair back and forth and will continue to turn around on dat ass until she gets her life together."

by Scaina March 17, 2017