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asperger

a normal person but like more sensitive and cooler
tim: im asperger
tom: did i fucking ask
by an asperger piece of shit July 24, 2020
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Going to Aspen

When you lie on your back and have a girl stick your dick up her ass. Then she tucks in her knees and you spin her on your dick...Thus, going to ass-spin.
Girl isn't even a midget and we're still going to Aspen!
by Gurupup July 30, 2010
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APEC

An acronym for A Pointless Expensive Crock.
APEC was the final straw for John Howard, and the beginning of actually understanding what Kevin Rudd says, albeit in a different language.
by jasewase May 4, 2008
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ASPCA face

Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)

A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.

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The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.

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The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.

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The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.

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The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!

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Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!

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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!

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Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!

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How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
by The Vaginacological Society January 8, 2011
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Asperger’s Syndrome

Asperger’s Sydrome is a neurological disorder that affects mostly males. It is on the autism spectrum, but is considered a much milder case of it. Asperger’s or AS for short, is a rarer disorder on the spectrum and comes with its many gifts but also many curses.

Aspies, or people with AS, often have the intellect and language ability of a normal person, something that differentiates them from the more severe cases of autism. They have great visual and auditory processing skills and have an extensive vocabulary. This intelligence makes many people with AS go into and graduate in the STEM program.

The biggest downside of having AS is a lack of social abilities. Aspies tend to not understand nonliteral language, such as irony and sarcasm. Many Aspies also avoid making eye contact and have trouble starting small conversations. Aspies can obsess over small things and when those things are brought up in a conversation, they will talk about them for long periods of time. People with AS also have issues with making new friends and will often stay and talk with the people they trust the most.

People with AS are often stereotyped as weird or nerdy and that makes them a target for harassment and bullying. Normal people also often confuse people with AS with people further down the autism spectrum.

Asperger’s is a very misunderstood disorder. The people with Asperger’s are great people if you get to know them, which unfortunately is hard for them to know you.
Person 1: Billy is very socially awkward isn’t he. You think he has autism?
Person 2: No, his grades are better than mine.
Person 1: Might be Asperger’s Syndrome then.
Person 2: You’re probably right.
by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 7, 2018
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Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.
Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!
by legendarymojito November 17, 2010
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Aspen

A cute girl who is lively, and funny. She is prone to keeping friends and may slip off the road a bit, but you won't forget her. She's pretty, chill and most of all, she IS 💯 ORIGINAL.
Lacey: "Hey did you see that girl Aspen in the crowd?"
Mariam: "Yeah she was sooo pretty."
by Real💯 January 4, 2015
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