Snake

A person that is twofaced or very sly

That bitch over there told everyone I had a small dick that is pure snakey

by Darth Vader 😂 December 24, 2017

snaking

to perform an action which is considered to be sneaky and sly, similar to that of a serpant.

Davis: "Arghh i've just come back from Lucy's house"

Shelven: "Oh Davis, what did you get up to?"

Davis: "Arghh we made passionate love"

"Shelven: Ohh you've been snaking Davis!
You slippery slimey Serpant"

by King Of Treatsss January 12, 2010

snake

A liar. Someone who is a flake, and backs out of every opportunity to hang out or play video games.

"yo, wheres Tito?"
"He's not coming, said he's going to watch wrestling"
"wow, hes on facebook"
"what a fuckin' snake"

by NoSnakesAllowed January 04, 2014

snake

Penis

He's got a really long snake.

by clitoris October 19, 2003

snaking

The act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. Especially if you hide from view to avoid chores, work, etc. Also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting.

Sergeant: where is that lazy SOB? We have cleaning chores to do before the inspection!
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here.

Dude 1: What have you been doing lately?
Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day.

I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking.

by Megalo Fidi August 03, 2010

Snake

The Kentucky definition of snake or snaking somebody is to run up behind someone and stick your finger up their ass and holler "Snake".

" I really snaked that girl in the hallway." " My Uncle snaked me when I was a kid."

by Jump The Shark May 20, 2009

Snake

A huge, hard, hot, throbbing cock that needs the Kitty Kitty.

"My snake needs your Kitty Kitty".

by The Snake Handler January 30, 2008