Artie

Artie is really sexy, there is one girl who rlly likes him but he turned down, he loves music, he has shaved head is pretty short, tan, and has breathe taking eyes.

Massive dick vibes

GET YO SELF A BOI LIKE ARTIEE FFS

Girl who likes artie: wish i had artie in my arms rn
Artie: ayo???
girl: …

by Ikindasimpforu November 24, 2021

Artie

Artie is the funniest person you will meet. This total babe is a dick magnetic as well and the bitch you wanna spill all the tea with. She is the GOAT.

“Artie is the best person ever !”

“Ikr!!!”

by The real mf tea November 24, 2021

Arty

A type of tank played by the extreme gays in World of Tanks. This type of tank is gay because all you do is camp at spawn and lob shells at other tanks while the skillful opponent can do nothing but get anally penetrated by your HE shells. If you play this tank, you probably have no father, no bitches, and no life and should kys.

Chris: Hey Matt, do you play world of tanks?
Matt: I do. I use arty.

Chris: Thanks for coming out as gay, retarded, and fatherless.

by Greg The Slime November 25, 2023

Artie softwood

This person is literally the fates guy you will know he is also autistic and thinks he’s the best

Artie softwood is you friend

by Kalden brooks November 2, 2023

Artis

He loves Amanda

Artis is just like that

by Artis things November 23, 2021

Artis

Whitest person alive. Will always try to get at least 10 kills in Valorant even if he is mad. Totally not homophobic, racist, Anti-LGBTQIA++ and most importantly he is totally not gay! Basic.

"OMG! Artis is the whitest person alive!!! I wish i was like him!"

by Zhube January 14, 2022

Artis

A master tradesperson who is exceptionally intelligent but easily bypasses obvious solutions.

Instead of simply repairing the punctured tyre, Greg invented a self inflating tyre with its own independent intelligence system that is self aware of punctures and has the ability to repair and inflate itself whilst still rotating. What an ‘Artis’.

by Flakeshow August 13, 2021