E-Argument

An argument between people using only electronic means. No sound is involved.

Man! Me and my old lady have been in an e-argument all morning. I think she is on the rag.

by J mofo Carter December 16, 2008

cosmological argument

1. the argument which states: anything which is an effect must have a cause.

2. the argument which states: anything that exists has a beginning.

1. the universe is an effect, therefore the universe has a cause.

2. the universe exists, therefore the universe has a beginning.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003

straw hat argument

Originally a bastardization of the phrase "straw man argument," which has now come to mean any argument so ridiculous and nonsensical that it isn't even worth debating.

Bearer1 says, "A child mentality in that immaturity affords them the rights of the immaturity to respond with substandard response."

Rath replies, "WTF, that's a straw hat argument!"

by Rathgryn February 23, 2009

Trumpian argument

Logical fallacy. repetitive stating of discredited accusations, conspiracy theories, and unrelated events for the soul purpose of conflating them with attempts at logical discourse.

When I asked my son if the dishes were done he provided the Trumpian argument that Epstein didn't kill himself, and asked where the missing emails are.

by Mmechris January 25, 2020

pooping argument

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

Treadmill Argument

An opinion driven argument that goes nowhere and solves nothing, typically religious or political in nature, made by people who only think they're correct.

Do you want to actually figure out what's wrong here, or exercise your mouth with this treadmill argument?

by Alysnwonderland May 17, 2018

Pointless argument

A pointless argument is when you argue with someone that can’t back up their argument so they either say the same things multiple times, make fun of you, or just can’t admit they are wrong.

“What are you doing?”

“Having a pointless argument with Camilo right now”
“ I hate when he argues, he can’t admit that he’s wrong sometimes”

by Dizzyboy1 April 6, 2020